Shiddys Orange Drink

$4.19

With some alcoholic drinks, you love the taste. Other booze, you treasure because it brings back memories from your past. Then, there are some drinks that are so conceptually weird they have to be consumed ironically. Shiddy's Orange Drink covers at least two of these three concepts, but it is up to you to decide which two.

This drink nails the flavour and feel of watery orange juice from concentrate in an adult cocktail format. Potentially, this is precisely what the doctor ordered, and you have been craving this flavour for eons without knowing it. Perhaps it will remind you of a time long ago, eating fast food near some obnoxiously bright yellow arches on a road trip to see family in another city or province.

Or maybe, just maybe, it will taste so deeply sentimental yet so fundamentally ironic that you have no choice but to acknowledge this masterpiece for what it truly is. You don't only want to imbibe this drink; at your core you understand that you need to. To consume it, is to be consumed by it. 

By simply holding the can in your hand, you will be identified by your peers as recognizing, understanding, and appreciating the grand comedy that is human existence.

Shiddy's Orange Drink is going to make you think something. What that something is, is up to you.

5% ABV. No added sugar. Gluten-free. Only 100 Calories per Can. Creepy Clown not included.

Vallein Tercinier Grand Champagne 1974

$424.99

This 1974 Vintage Single Cask Cognac comes from Vallein Tercienier, a Cognac house that has been around for more than 500 years. 48.7%

Producer Description

"This Grande Champagne Cognac, aged in French oak barrels in our cellars, has been selected by our cellar master for its gustatory pleasure, beautiful balance and singularity of its aromatic palette."